dear world,

With four children capering about, sometimes my mommy needs a little peace and quiet. Which really is no problem. Because I'm super awesome at keeping myself entertained.

My motto for life is: reserve energy for the big moments (like throwing a doozy of a tantrum). That is why I load my grocery cart to capacity and wheel it wherever I go. That way if I need my pink high heel or my blue crayon or perhaps my rockin headphones, do I need to stand up and go get it? Nope, I just grab it from my stash.

Caring for my three babies, a bear, a penguin AND a turtle is pretty time consuming. Some days I can't even make it out of bed, not to mention get dressed. I do however like to keep my hair presentable at all times.

Here I am explaining some of my abstract art . . . and also why I prefer to wear shoes that are seven sizes too big for me. Very breathable.

Occasionally I smell trouble brewing and I have to quickly assume my secret identity for a few moments to restore order. And just in case you were wondering. That is my gun. Don't worry I am fully licensed with my concealed weapons permit.

Sometimes I use my fine tuned senses to know when I am in trouble. It's times like these I like to pretend I'm just a blanket bulge in the doll cradle. I think it's a pretty good disguise. I'm pretty sure mom is totally in the dark about this one, so let's keep it hush okay.

Pretty much I'm just lovin life. Being two. It rocks. xoxo