at the old bowling alley

The night my grandpa turned eighty:
we gave him such a big surprise {good} isn't he a cute grandpa?
ava tried to poke her cousins eyes out with her fingers {bad}
marm bowled the game of her life {good}
tiffany also broke 100 {good}
the floors were really slippery {bad}
marm dislocated her shoulder and broke her arm {very bad} on those very bad slippery floors.
the stupid ER people wouldn't cut her sweater off {very very bad} and had her take it off with a broken arm and a dislocated shoulder {seriously what kind of lame ER people don't cut clothes off?} ridiculous.

when marm gets out of the hospital we will:

burn that blasted pink sweater.
make a delicious one handed thanksgiving feast.
and be very thankful for modern medicine that can repair broken bones even if it does take metal plates and screws. {boo}.

•i love you marm•